Phil Rogers - Douchebag or Dildo? You Decide

Just what the fuck kind of stupid, lazy hack job did Phil Rogers crap out today? Below is an excerpt from the beginning of this shitfest:

The Cubs factor lives, barely.Until the bottom of the ninth inning, when Dmitri Young's harmless grounder clanked off the heel of Brian Roberts' glove, it appeared the All-Star Game had turned inexorably when Tony La Russa pushed his luck by putting both Alfonso Soriano and Derrek Lee into action.
The National League had the lead, 1-0, when first Soriano and then Lee went into the game as replacements. But before long, the American League was back in control, as always, with a 5-2 lead in the eighth inning.In the ninth inning, as in the fall of 2003, it briefly appeared the Cubs might turn their sad tradition upside down.

If I recall, the AL took the lead 2-1 when Brian Roberts walked, then Ichiro hit the inside-the-park home run. So according to this asshole's logic, it must be Lee's fault that Roberts walked, and it must be Lee and Soriano's fault that Griffey badly misplayed Ichiro's ball off the wall. I guess somehow Derrek Lee gave up a homerun to Carl Crawford, and Soriano gave a 2 run homer to Viotor Martinez. What a fucking jagoff! But this is a microcosm of the problem with the Trib ownership. The "wonks" in the Tower (as Steve Rosenbloom calls them - "wonk" is a perfect word to describe the sound his column makes when it hits the water in my toilet) exploit Cub fan's loyalty and treat them like crap, and bums like Rogers, Downey and Morrissey don't have to waste the limited brain capacity they have, and then can just come up with another cheap, lazy column about how bad the Cubs are and how stupid their fans are. With a plan like this, it's no wonder those arrogant assholes at the Trib are hemorraging money. Anyway, douchebag or dildo? There is no wrong answer. Phil, you should go back to Texas so you can blow Roger Clemens some more.