The Rocket's Red Glare

Sine Jim Hendry appears to be spending money like there's no tomorrow (and in his position, I suppose there isn't), here's an idea he might consider if he really wants to roll the dice and go for it all in 2007: Roger Clemens. No matter what kind of an asshole he might be, he can still pitch. Also, I'm sure he would love to play for a fiery guy like Lou Piniella. Without knowing what he made last year, or what kind of offers are out there for his services, here's what I'm thinking: offer Roger a 1-year $15 million contract. If the Cubs make the playoffs, another $1 million. If they make the LCS, another mil. Then, if the Cubs win the pennant, $3 million. Finally, if they do the unthinkable and win the World Series, $5 million. Totals - 15 mil salary, 16 mil if they make the playoffs, 17 mil if they make the LCS, 20 mil if they make the WS, and 25 million if they become World Champs. Go for it, Jim